Desperate.Housewives.108 - ”Guilty” (有重要內容)

我原本以為Mike的秘密會跟Mrs. Huber寫那張note的秘密一起拖到下集才揭開
但Mrs. Huber, 一個這麼搞笑的角色, 就這樣被Paul解決..

一邊是殺人, 一邊是床戲 兩邊都看得人心跳加速

Lynette在球場的那個scene好warm啊~ 她真的好愛好愛她的孩子, 縱使他們的而且確是破壞王
今集Andrew跟Bree的那段對話, 令人印象深刻..

影集愈播, 秘密愈多, 也愈來愈dark, dark的不是畫面, 而是意識...

by eneko_321

BRAVO > The 100 Greatest TV Characters完整名單

100. Xena
99. Monk
98. Steve Urkel
97. Dr. Smith
96. Artie
95. Doug Ross 「急診室的春天」
94. Vic Mackey 「The Shield」
93. Maynard G Krebs
92. Agent Dale Cooper (雙峰)
91. Caine
90. Herman Munster
89. Lt. Castillo
88. Jamie Somers
87. Gomez & Morticia
86. Maxwell Smart
85. Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin
84. Bob Hartley
83. Vinnie Barbarino
82. Gil Grissom & Catherine Willow 「CSI犯罪現場」
81. Cast of Will & Grace

80. Jack Tripper 「三人行」
79. Charles Ingalls
78. Rob & Laura Petrie
77. Dr. Craig
76. Eleanor Frutt
75. Ally McBeal 「艾莉的異想世界」
74. Beaver
73. Dr. Johnny Fever
72. Dick Soloman
71. Dan Fielding
70. Niles Crane 「歡樂一家親」
69. David Addison/Maddie Hayes 「雙面嬌娃」
68. Benson
67. Jim Ignatowski
66. Carla Tortelli
65. John Boy
64. Jessica Fletcher
63. Andy Taylor
62. Francis Xavier Pembleton
61. Crockett & Tubbs 「邁阿密風雲」

60. Mork 59. Al & Peg Bundy 「凡夫俗妻妙寶貝」
58. Barney Miller
57. Rhoda Morgenstern
56. Mick Belker
55. Capt. Picard 「星艦迷航記:TNG」
54. Rocky & Bullwinkle
53. Pres. Josiah Bartlett 「白宮風雲」
52. Emma Peel
51. Murphy Brown 「風雲女郎」
50. Sam & Diane 「歡樂酒店」
49. Maude Finley
48. Ted Baxter
47. Carmella Soprano 「黑道當家」
46. Cast of Friends 「六人行」
45. Marshall Matt Dillon
44. Cliff Huxtable 「天才老爹」
43. Thomas Magnum 「夏威夷之虎」
42. Laverne & Shirley
41. The Barone Family 「Everybody Loves Raymond 」

40. Fred Sanford
39. Kojak
38. Sgt. Ernie Bilko
37. Marcus Welby
36. Barney Fife
35. Lou Grant
34. Kermit & Miss Piggy
33. Maverick
32. Scully & Mulder 「X檔案」
31. Samantha Stephens
30. Det. Lenny Briscoe
29. Alex Keaton
28. Perry Mason
27. Ann Marie
26. Frasier Crane 「歡樂一家親」
25. Joe Friday
24. Louis DePalma
23. Andy Sipowicz
22. Richard Kimball 「絕命追殺令」
21. Mr. Spock 「星艦迷航記」

20. Ed Norton
19. Eric Cartman 「南方四賤客」
18. Roseanne 「我愛羅姍」
17. Jim Rockford
16. George Jefferson
15. J.R. Ewing
14. Hawkeye Pierce
13. Buffy 「魔法奇兵」
12. Edith Bunker
11. Carrie Bradshaw 「慾望城市」
10. Tony Soprano 「黑道當家」
9. Capt. James T. Kirk 「星艦迷航記」
8. Mary Richards 7. Lt. Columbo
6. Seinfeld Cast 「歡樂單身派對」
5. Homer Simpson 「辛浦森家庭」
4. The Fonz
3. Lucy Ricardo 「我愛露西」
2. Ralph Kramden
1. Archie Bunker 《一家子All In The Family 》


TV's Sexiest Guys - JOSH DUHAMEL
Sure, the North Dakota native impressed the ladies with his rippling muscles when he tore off his shirt in Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!. But it's Duhamel's seductive grin that gives NBC's casino drama Las Vegas a house advantage. "He's handsome, sweet and a great basketball player," says costar Molly Sims of the 32-year-old, one of PEOPLE's Most Beautiful this year. "Definitely not a bad onscreen love interest, and he's tall!" Posted by Hello


TV's Sexiest Guys - JAMES SPADER
The 44-year-old father of two plays the man Sunday night audiences most love to hate: Boston Legal' s ethically challenged lawyer Alan Shore. "What's so gifted about James is that he's been able to get people to like him without asking for it. In fact, he invites everyone to condemn him," the ABC show's creator, David E. Kelley, told Entertainment Weekly. Posted by Hello


TV's Sexiest Guys - GARY DOURDAN
Behind that penetrating gaze ("His green eyes are extremely powerful and rare," says CSI costar Jorja Fox) is the strong stomach you'd expect from his character, forensic specialist Warrick Brown. While Dourdan, 37, was in Buenos Aires a few years ago to promote the grisly CBS hit, local police tested him. "They showed us tapes of autopsies to see if we would crack," he says. "We didn't." Posted by Hello


TV's Sexiest Guys - ZACH BRAFF
He's been linked to Mandy Moore, but the 29-year-old Scrubs star who earned critical acclaim for his movie Garden State has a love the gossip columns can't touch: Rascal. "He's a little terrier mutt that I got when I was walking down Melrose (Avenue) and someone had him in a box," says Braff, who plays the goofy yet endearing Dr. J.D. Dorian on the NBC sitcom. "He was just a little puppy, the size of my fist. No way was I gonna let him go home in that cardboard box."  Posted by Hello


TV's Sexiest Guys - MEKHI PHIFER
"He's got a really bright, sincere smile," says ER costar Ming-Na of Phifer, 29. "And he's proud that he came from the streets and has accomplished so much." Among the Harlem native's successes (besides playing NBC's cocky Dr. Gregory Pratt) is Omikaye, 5, with ex Malinda Williams. "It's great being a mentor and positive role model to my son ?V to have him look up to me and be dependent on me, then see him grow into his own independence," he recently told In Style. Posted by Hello


TV's Sexiest Guys - JULIAN MCMAHON
Don't let the bravado fool you. McMahon's Dr. Christian Troy may be an egomaniacal, cutthroat plastic surgeon on FX's Nip/Tuck, but the actor, 36 ?V who's a dad to Madison, 4, with ex Brooke Burns ?V says he's really just a sweet, sentimental guy. Yet women "believe I'm Dr. Troy and I'm going to come back with a response like, 'You know, honey? You really need a nose job.' " Posted by Hello


TV's Sexiest Guys - JASON BATEMAN
"He's really romantic," says the Arrested Development actor's wife of three years, Amanda Anka. "Jason is the kind of guy who notices everything. If I get my toes painted, he notices it the minute I walk in the door. If I wear a new shirt, he knows it's new." And critics, in turn, are noticing the FOX star, 35, who's come a long way from Teen Wolf Too: His offbeat comedy took home an Emmy this year. Posted by Hello


TV's Sexiest Guys - CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY
On The WB's One Tree Hill, Murray, 23, plays high school basketball star Lucas Scott, a kid from the other side of the tracks. But in real life he's the romantic leading man for costar Sophia Bush, 22. Setting out 20 bouquets of roses and 500 lit candles while in Australia, Murray dropped to one knee in May and popped the question. "It's a really, really important moment for a woman," he says, "and so I wanted to do what I could do to make it special." Posted by Hello


TV's Sexiest Guys - SCOTT WOLF
"I relish and welcome my age lines, my wrinkles," says Everwood's newest doctor in town, Party of Five alum Scott Wolf, 36. "I like seeing the life I've lived on my face." Since a May wedding, that life includes Real World veteran Kelly Limp, who helped Wolf reach a major goal: running the New York City Marathon. "My wife was the best trainer," he says. "I don't think I would have been able to do it without her." Posted by Hello


TV's Sexiest Guys - TOPHER GRACE
The lanky kid with the wry smile is growing up. While Grace, 26, still goofs off with his juvenile pals on FOX's That '70s Show, his budding maturity is earning new fans in his big screen role opposite Laura Linney in the romantic drama p.s. "There was a marked increase in older women hitting on me," says Grace, who will woo Scarlett Johansson in next year's In Good Company. Posted by Hello


TV's Sexiest Guys - PETER GALLAGHER
Being a parent is hip again, thanks to Gallagher's turn as the wisecracking yet empathetic O.C. patriarch Sandy Cohen. The FOX actor, 49, met wife Paula, mom to Jamey, 14, and Kathryn, 11, in college at Tufts, and they wed in 1983. "I thought she was so cool," he says, "but I always got nervous around her. It took seven years before she'd go out with me." Paula's take: "I think we were both just young and shy." Posted by Hello


TV's Sexiest Guys - TAYE DIGGS
Besides that smile, what's sexy about the Kevin Hill actor? "When five or six women are talking, he rolls right in and offers his male opinion," says UPN costar Michael Michelle. "If you ask a question, he'll give you an honest answer. That's sexy." And she's not the only one falling for him: Diggs, 33, who's married to Broadway actress Idina Menzel, earned audience raves and a full-season pickup of the freshman drama. Posted by Hello


TV's Sexiest Guys - JESSE METCALFE
"Running around the set half-naked," the Desperate Housewives star, 25, tells Entertainment Weekly, "that's my M.O." Not that anyone minds. The Passions soap vet plays the teenage gardener and boy toy of Eva Longoria, who admits the ABC hit show's love scenes ?V think luxuriously long baths and kitchen tables ?V can "get pretty racy." Posted by Hello


TV's Sexiest Guys - MATTHEW FOX
"I'm feeling sexy as hell," says the 38-year-old Lost star, whose rugged good looks and medical degree have the ABC show's stranded crash victims looking up to him. "He's a Richard Gere type ?V dashing and debonair," says costar Evangeline Lilly. And it turns out the drama's good doctor ?V who in real life is a husband and father of two ?V has useful survival skills: "I love going into the mountains with nothing but a 55-lb. pack on my back and a fly rod." Posted by Hello

Desperate.Housewives.107 - ”Anything You Can Do”


picture source:http://www.desperate-housewives.com02.com/

by eneko_321

發表時間:2004/11/25 02:47:33

GREAT GREAT Ep! 讚!! 這集每一個場景, 每一個情節都很棒!! 根本不知從何說起!

這集主題是competition 本集一開首的老伯為了比贏年輕人, 為自己氣喘至昏倒 Mrs. Huber為了比贏Bree的花圃, 不惜將昏倒的老伯送到Bree的花圃再來打911

Lynette為了証明自己是如Bree一樣的模範母親跟太太(諷刺的是Bree正跟老公離婚), 不惜再度服食藥物, 並逐漸依賴其中 還跑去偷那些藥物回來..

John終於受不了成為Gabrielle的玩具, 決定起來反抗, 和Danielle約會 Gabrielle為了贏過情敵(?)Danielle, 搶回她的玩具, 不惜說送Danielle到NY的modelling school 最後, 一次Gabrielle跟John"告別"竟引來始料不及的結果 但我倒想知道為什麼Gabrielle會那麼冷靜地執拾行李 若不是發生了Mama Solis那件意外, Carlos知道了的話, 她必死無疑呀~

Mike聲稱是舊朋友(一個青春可人, 身材也很棒的)Kendra的出現, 令Susan明白到威脅自己的不止Edie一個 為了去贏Mike的心, Susan竟跟Edie聯手去跟蹤Mike 到最後, 雖然是落得一個搞笑的下場 Susan卻從Kendra口中得知, Mike背後似乎有些不可告人的秘物
好笑的是Edie那一句:"I figure out that would be easier for me to steal Mike form you than her." 另外, 那張紙看來並不一定屬於Edie, 別忘了她住在Mrs. Huber家一段時間...

Bree為了贏回子女, 不惜用盡一切方法, 包括威脅手段, 但到最後把一家人拉回一起的卻是一件見不得光的事
某集一開首Mary Alice如是說: "Everybody has a dirty laundry." 現在不僅Mary Alice, Paul, Zach, Mike, Susan, Gabrielle, 現在還加上了Bree一家...

Line of this Ep:
Mary Alice獨白
Competition, it means different things from different people. There will be winners and there will be losers. Of course the trick is to know which battle to fight. No Victory comes without a prize.

後媽影集報告 by Nikita

我忽覺這招有抄襲以前珮爸在東宮所作的
他那時是報告star world
(嘿!嘿!提到珮爸的痛處了,哈!哈! 但我今天還是沒去吃漢堡王)

後媽影集真的說團結滿團結的
因為不同影集的演員會互相客串跨刀幫忙呢!
如在週三《"Strong Medicine》影集中演Dr.Lu的兒子Christopher Marquette 前陣子才在Judging Amy中出現
他演出誤殺妹妹的小孩 真的演出超精彩的 超會演的
與在SM中演出那位準死小孩劍客班中的馬可完全不同 (馬可像一般小孩,很皮但很可愛 但在JA,他則把一個一心想要以死贖罪的小孩給演的入木三分)

再來是Sue Thomas:F.B.Eye的女主角Deanne Bray與其丈夫Troy Kotsur 都在Strong Medicine中有客串演出
Deanne在許多影集都有客串演出 所以感覺只要想到聽障角色,現在會想到的是她,反而MM不是第一個會跳出來的人選了
看來ST的製裝費比較多,而且化?師比較會化?
至少在SM的濃眉,在ST是沒有看見
這集是演出聽障夫妻的生活上的難題 也與ST中,
她所扮演的FBI探員,在生活上所提供給聽障者的方便生活物件,
看來是幸福多了 (有專用電話、手機與神犬Levi,還有一位帥哥相伴)
本週這集SM也再度提到了漸凍症
?面的病人會吃飯吃到一半因為此症發作而被哽到得送到醫院急救
但為何我們的《龍卷瘋》男主角都沒有發作呢?
不會發生這種事? 而且還可以同時令兩女懷孕呢? 而且可以拖到天長地久耶!

LV 2.09 Degas Away With It


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Monceito為回饋社區,特舉辦名畫展覽並邀請學童參觀,迪老大問其中一位小朋友最喜歡的一幅畫,他說是有狗的那一幅,Danny還想說迪老大你花那麼多錢展出這些名畫,怎麼會有狗的呢?結果轉身有一幅莫內已被換成了狗打撲克牌的圖畫!話說sweeps一到,花招百出,在第一季偷走迪老大財產的Jack(亞歷包德溫),被迪老大從哥斯大黎加擒回來幫忙捉盜畫賊,兩個人互不信任卻又被迫合作,真是非常精采!

被交代「不能過問」的Danny和Mike則要留下來處理因吵架而破壞Monceito財產的兩位房客,這對同性情侶因為小事起衝突而把所有牆壁都用啞鈴、立燈等用品打穿,Danny和Mike都看傻眼了!這兩位都叫做Steve的男士們互不認錯,也都不願意賠償修復破壞之處,還說Danny和Mike也是partner,應該能體諒這種情況,他們趕緊否認兩人並不是一對,卻也不知如何化解,只好請教四位女生,她們也都紛紛表示不願介入,請他們自行處理,讓兩個大男生更摸不著頭緒。

Sam這次招待的熱戀情侶檔非常懂得享受浪漫與表達對彼此的熱情,讓Mary覺得自己跟Danny之間也該懂得表達,於是她在走廊上碰到Danny時跟他說了自己的想法,Danny認為她不應該拿自己跟他們比較,畢竟每對情侶的情況都不一樣,這時Mary說她應該主動一點,於是與Danny熱吻起來,還一路吻進走廊旁的儲物間.....真是LV開播以來最棒的Danny/Mary福利。

兩位Steve終於在Danny和Mike軟硬兼施下修復了所破壞之處,還安排了四人晚餐,Steve們在敬酒時說:「你們兩個請你們吃晚餐,等一下換我們把你們當點心享用。」Danny和Mike當場嚇得厲害,後來才知他們是開玩笑。

最後Jack在跟迪老大與盜畫賊幕後的買家做交易的時候,趁機將名畫與錢財搶走,可是他隨後又大方走進Monceito將兩者交還迪老大,他真的有將全款歸還嗎?看來這兩人還有得鬥!

本集screen grabshttp://www.vanessamarcil-bb.com/LasVegas2-209.htm

Danny/Mary儲物間scenehttp://mary-and-danny.org/video/209-clip1.WMV

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from Alyx

在這一段裡 一直重複出現的字眼是spontaneous
其實在求愛語言裡 spontaneous的意思比較近似隨性與臨時起意
也就是說 一時"性"起的歡愛之舉 會很刺激.....

看了很多年亂七八糟ROMANCE的後母有言

NCIS 2-6 Terminal Leave

NCIS親媽CBS週二晚間這時段還真忙碌,先是總統候選人辯論會,又是音樂獎頒獎典禮轉播,然後又總統大選,所以今天才加入November sweeps行列。一位剛從阿富汗出完任務回來的女指揮官在買菜的時候座車在停車場被炸(跟那一位停小姐無關),幸好當時她人不在車上,只有倒楣的家犬變成叉燒(跟馬特的歌有像),這位女指揮官認為是她在阿富汗一次任務中誤殺10名百姓以致蓋達組織報復,她的猜測是對的,因為不但老吉跟團隊奉命保護她全家,連FBI都出動來封鎖現場,老吉施壓之下對方才答應分享蒐得證據,這位脾氣跟老吉有得拼的FBI女主管是曾在「尖峰時刻」中飾演Chris Tucker夥伴的Elizabeth Pe?a ,如果她長得更好萊塢主流些,或許可以成為老吉的紅粉知己。

Kate跟Tony一起去女指揮官家坐鎮,兩人光是搶廁所就夠精采,Kate一早在浴室裡洗澎澎並高歌一曲,結果發現有人在旁邊刷牙跟著一起唱,那個人當然是後來被罵得臭頭的Tony!

這位女指揮官因為被長年徵召去海外,回來後才發覺跟子女疏遠,婚姻也搖搖欲墜,最後決定提前退伍,Tony跟她家的青少年兒子格格不入,向老吉抱怨他難搞的時候,老吉回他一句:對啊,就跟你一樣,真是當頭棒喝!

這是故事線跟演員整體表現都相當好的一集,希望大家可以早日看到喔!

馬特之影集涵義論-男性焦慮篇



其實我發現當我說出那些話的時候,其實我是有一個男性角度的焦慮存在的
譬如覺得霹靂嬌娃或Alais裡面的花拳繡腿很不牢靠,然後就值得被我這種愛耍嘴皮子的人嘲諷。但是事實上,當007用那麼多匪夷所思得道具來輔助的時候,我們卻可以接受,甚至崇拜。而他的艷遇不絕,我們也有風流的感覺,但是如果女性的角色如果塑造出這樣的形象,我們沒有這種英雄式的肯定與推崇,男性用外來的器具,大砲巨槍來強化自己的"性徵",或是"性能力"的時候,我們居然是欣然接受的,但是如果女性用"狐媚妖嬈"的身段來克服困難時,我們卻下意識地覺得輕賤,一點也不相信這樣的女性角色可以成就什麼大事業,這就是為何一開始我對Alias那樣取笑人家是"頭套大全"不過,SATC的題材受到歡迎,到最後也不是全然靠睿智地對話或思維,連HBO自己的廣告都反而在強調當季他們換了什麼品牌的新系列,然後對兩性關係的體驗到最後卻下重藥成"城市性愛寶典"。性愛不是不能談,問題是一但上了主流中的主流,成了Topic的時候,這時像是女性雜誌封面聳動的標題般的題材反而是被聚焦放大的部分。或是有為數一位一上的女明星湊在一起的時候,一定就要談不合這種話題。Friends也是,大家也是熱衷在討論究竟Jennifer與courteney有沒有不合,
Friends雖然好笑,但是後幾季少了一開始的睿智,每個角色科話都越來越誇張,也越來越扁平。不可否認,它們還是有用後設的手法來消遣自己(ex. Chander用笑話來掩飾自己的焦慮) <--這點我看了真的嚇了一大跳,因為我不就是這樣嗎!!
Joey的智能也逐漸退化幼稚當中,而不只是腦筋簡單而已,現在... 是啦,變成卡通化了啦。
CSI會讓我有昨天的感覺,的確是我真的發現我週遭在看CSI很熱衷的人,真的清一色都是女生,也許刻板印象讓我覺得女生不應該會有科學地頭腦,所以我很驚訝,所以會嘲諷他們將用他們看電視的三腳貓所學來應用在真實生活中,而這樣的運用還是圍繞在"懷疑男性不忠"的刻板印象中。
說實話,我覺得分析到最後會很不好笑,因為會變成最大的批判是在批判我自己。部分來自女性自主的焦慮,部分是來自刻板印象所產生的"不信任"。
啊~~人的思想真是矛盾。一直在跟自己的價值觀拉扯與奮鬥,不過至少我覺得我當了那麼久的電視兒童,好在還可以有這樣的"矛盾思考"。其實還算是好事情,至少不是完全被劇情帶著走...
不過我實在是覺得我也太不後道地消費別人啦,像許純美就是一個例子,我就偏要把她搞得更不倫不類,有必要要作賤人家到這種程度嗎?? 她也沒礙著妳什麼! 人家過人家的生活,我在那邊打嘴炮幹麻?!
也好,我每次用我那個酸言酸語去"消費"人家,該是時候"消費"一下自己了。
不過話說回來... ... ... ...當我再老個20歲,我會不會變成伍迪艾倫,OMG!!!!!! 真的是惡夢

Las Vegas 2.08 Two of A Kind


photo source:The Simple Truth

本篇recaps將配合November sweeps口味一起加重

那聲槍響當然是沒人受傷,卻也讓另一名嫌犯現身,不過Woody一進了賭場就把案子撇一邊啦,但他也每賭必輸,連Sam都看不下去要他出去逛逛轉個手氣,結果他一回來就贏了一部跑車!讓在一旁當花瓶還被嫌的Jordan臉色很難看。

瑪莉終於提起勇氣邁進一步:邀請Danny正式約會,Danny聽了先是愣一下,然後答應星期五晚上跟她出去約會,他回到監控室後連Mike都擔心起來:你怎麼呼吸急促啊?還是坐下吧!原來他很緊張,並坦承:當我在戰場上槍林彈雨時,我滿腦子想的只有她。但是我回到現實生活,又擔心沒辦法忍受天天在一起。剛好迪老大的老婆也因家裡裝潢而搬來Monceito住兩個禮拜,他也是到處躲老婆大人,讓 Danny更加疑惑,後來他跟迪夫人請教後,發現迪老大當年跟她的第一次約會也是笨手笨腳又說錯話,還是後來他送她回家時在路上聊起天來才讓她敞開心房,所以請Danny不要想太多。

迪老大後來查出之前去世的那位賭客跟某位當地大亨有關,也注意到他喜歡邀請夫妻檔造訪他的套房豪賭,所以讓Danny與Jordan扮成夫妻赴約。Danny大概又是要掩人耳目,所以戴上怪怪的墨鏡,Jordan則穿上美美的無袖上衣,他們還沒開始賭Jordan就被要求脫掉上衣給點好料的,所以下一幕就已經是只穿內衣露出美麗線條的Jordan姐姐,這不但是賭博還外加性愛秀啊!他們贏了第一局後被送進去一間臥室,Jordan姐當然是拿出手電筒趴在地上給他照證據啊,結果這時Danny給她從後面抱住,小聲提醒她梳妝台旁邊有監視器,為了不露出馬腳,他們必須熱情一點讓外面的人信服,結果Jordan馬上就把Danny的上衣扒掉啦!這時Danny還說:那件襯衫花了我65塊耶!結果他們一邊親吻,Jordan關心的還問他Mary的事,Danny說我跟她有婚約喔,Jordan還問他這是不是Las Vegas習俗,真是非常好玩!

後來當然壞人抓到,迪夫人也因裝潢提早完成而搬回家,Jordan依依不捨的離開Las Vegas,Woody還不忘給Sam一個熱吻,Danny和Mary的第一次正式約會非常簡單,一起坐在Monceito頂樓吃冰淇淋看strip夜景,Mary提到他們7年級時Danny偷了她爸爸的錢,請全班吃冰淇淋的趣事,Danny說:雖然全班都鬧哄哄的,我看見的只有妳。

原來這禮拜TPTB請所有粉絲吃冰淇淋呢!

本集精采畫面請至http://www.mary-and-danny.org/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=14

下一集預告裡有Danny/Mary熱吻鏡頭喔!一起朝Danny/Mary shipper天堂邁進。http://www.mary-and-danny.org/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=15

後記~
*我連看了兩集還是習慣LV的感覺,以後要crossover請人家過來就好了喔,至於之前很多影評強調的"Las Vegas用很高檔的攝影機捕捉色彩",我比較了一下兩部影集並沒有差太多,不過Jordan姐的蘋果光打在JD赤裸的胸膛也是效果極佳啊。

*現在牽扯一個問題~crossover的時候會不會為了方便或省錢而共用同一組攝影人員/器材呢?還是要牽扯到製作單位?老闆?要是我一定讓JD跟一堆"通過我標準"的美女crossover個不停...

*演Jordan姐的Jill Hennessy在受訪時提到自己跟JD的親熱戲:「我們拍得太開心了,以致我完全沒有想到自己是在跟半裸的Josh Duhamel在演親熱戲,他穿著黑色的小內褲,我現在回想起來有點小失望--怎麼那時沒趁機會好好欣賞呢?」歡迎加入色女行列啊Jordan姐!
"It was so much fun that it completely distracted me from the fact that I'm doing this scene with Josh Duhamel, who's for all intents and purposes naked," Hennessy laughs. "He was in little black boxer shorts. I'm a little disappointed that I really wasn't -- how can I say? -- able to appreciate that in the moment."

*JD跟Jerry O'Connell戲外似乎成了好朋友,他們上禮拜一起在達拉斯看Cowboys隊-Lions隊足球賽。

*Danny跟Woody的身高外型很相配,又愛糗對方,當起搭檔一定很棒,不過Danny跟Mike更有化學作用喔!

*在 Crossing Jordan裡的Katie曾在JD的電影"Win a date.."中飾演酒保,所以兩人是給他喜相逢喔!

Las Vegas Crossover-Crossing Jordan ~What Happens in Vegas- Dies in Boston


picture source:http://vanessamarcil-bb.com/ 好吧我只在乎這一幕

Monceito賭場的私人噴射機降落在Boston機場,等待Boston PD的Jordan(JILL HENNESSY所飾)與Woody(JERRY O'CONNELL所飾)前往採證調查,因為飛機上有一具男屍,坐在一旁的是焦急的Danny和Sam,Danny表示該名男子是Monceito賭場的貴賓,因為贏了300萬而將手提箱銬在手腕上,他在被護送回Boston途中飛機上對Sam上下其手,Danny為了保護她而朝他額頭揮了一拳,誰知他倒下後不久就死了。在初步判斷該賭客死因後,Jordan和Woody咬定Danny是主嫌犯,所以兩人都被帶回警局。

Danny在被Woody偵問過程當然被強調他的"陸戰隊"背景,不過很快的Jordan就發現該賭客死因不是因為額頭挨的那一拳,她在屍體上發現電擊痕跡,以及在飛機上找到一支電擊棒,但不確定是不是由這支電擊棒造成的傷痕,於是她請找上門來理論的Danny幫忙作試驗,要求他解開上衣讓她在裸露的胸膛電一下,(哈利路亞 November sweeps!)Danny很man的電下去眼都不眨,讓我們看了都心驚膽跳!(註:電擊棒不管瓦特多少.請勿電在軀幹上.尤其請遠離心臟.因為如果有心臟毛病的人是經不起這一電的.除非想置對方於死地...還有Jordan妳忘記Danny除了晚娘之外誰都碰不得嗎?......被小千還有David拉開)

好啦我說到哪裡?後來Big Eddy出動向Jordan上司Dr. Garret Macy(MIGUEL FERRER所飾)請求提早釋放Danny,誰知這老頑固不知狄老大來頭,不肯放人,於是往上找關係,第二天再去一次帶人,這次換小頑固Woody不肯放人,於是狄老大使出殺手握讓他痛得哀哀叫,後來Danny和Woody一起去線索所指的住所探個究竟,門是鎖著的,Danny說他只需花三秒把鎖打開,死小孩候選人Woody耍帥說他只要一秒--接著一腳將門踢開,(旁白--Danny你要忍著點啊,畢竟這是人家的節目....)後來Woody發現衣櫥裡滿滿的SM用具,Danny馬上露出死小孩專有笑容,然後開始電到Jordan姐姐,不過這時Danny也該回LV了,兩人也只是對望。

隔天Jordan發現受害者遺孀的衣袖上有血跡反應,輾轉找出死因原來是下了毒的餅乾,於是跟Woody跳上飛機到LV去查個究竟,他們跟Danny一起循著線索到了一個廢棄場,嫌犯拿著槍在那裡等他們,接著一聲槍響.....鏡頭移開不讓觀眾知道發生啥事。

本集精采畫面請至http://vanessamarcil-bb.com/LV-CJ.htm

今天新發現的Las Vegas Store,還真的買得到瑪莉姐的上班服裝呢!http://nbc.shopthescene.com/index.php?v=lvho

Team America:World Police(18禁)



"Alright, team. That's it. We've got a job to do. Let's go police the world!"

喜歡South Park電影版South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999) 的人都曾經歷以下三個階段:震驚、狂笑、欲罷不能,Team America:World Police也帶來同樣效果。擔任本片製作、編劇、原聲帶編寫、配音、演唱的Matt Stone還有Trey Parker再度發揮語不驚人死不休的魅力與鬼才,原本打算將「明天過後」逐幕改拍成木偶版電影的念頭因擔心牽涉版權問題而作罷,改以諷刺好萊塢影星亂放炮發表政治觀點為主,反恐戰爭雖不受歡迎確是必要做法為副,再加上北韓頭目金正日放鯊魚咬聯合國武器督察員Hans Blix,以及手拿熱狗全身沾滿芥末醬,最後變成自殺炸彈客的麥可摩爾,還有極為搶戲首首精采的配樂,以及既然已經是限制級乾脆豁出去的木偶床戲(*註1),在在讓人大呼過癮。

擅長藉由表面上看似狂放不羈的自由派式劇情傳達保守派訊息的Matt Stone還有Trey Parker,在播了八季的South Park中全部包辦幕後工作,也反映時事揶揄了不少名人,從某年萬聖節的"芭芭拉史翠珊恐怖版本"到開口閉口"You are ignorant"的麥可傑克森,「將時事放大嘲諷」的劇情讓人在捧腹之餘也檢視社會謬相背後的省思,如「Queer eye for the straight guy」帶來的metrosexual風潮到底是好是壞,以及最近的一集以南方小鎮校內吉祥物選舉來帶出泡芙老爹代言MTV台的「Vote or Die」過火謬論,又或是純粹「看不慣就整死你」的無厘頭趣味,如前幾年與Trey Parker共同入圍奧斯卡最佳電影主題曲,最後成為該獎項得主的Phil Collins,就在某一集裡尾端被插著小金人,還有已經過氣的Fleetwood Mac女主唱Stevie Nicks變成一隻羊....這些都只是冰山一角,其不斷翻新的笑點與一針見血的見解,讓South Park播到第八季仍然位居喜劇主流。

Matt Stone與Trey Parker戲稱在Team America開拍不久後檢視毛片,認為木偶動作僵硬,表情呆滯,效果實在不好,但在配上Jerry Bruckheimer(*註2)式電影配樂後就很像一回事,直逼好萊塢A級動作片品質,他們揶揄好萊塢之餘還捧到自己的作品,還真是一對寶。本片一開場五分鐘內就差不多得罪所有人,先是在開炸恐怖分子時"不小心"也炸了巴黎鐵塔、它倒下來時又壓到凱旋門,然後羅浮宮也遭殃,後來又在埃及"不小心"炸了人面獅身像,真不只是「死小孩」三字可形容。片中被糗到不行的名人有亞歷包德溫、西恩潘、提姆羅賓斯、海倫杭特以及麥特戴蒙,這些反戰藝人中最火爆的西恩潘得知後當然怒不可抑地公開抨擊Matt Stone與Trey Parker,這兩個早已習慣此等反應的人還感謝西恩潘提供的免費宣傳。

曾因South Park電影版South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut兩首主題曲"Uncle fucka"和"Blame Canada"入圍奧斯卡的Trey Parker,這次更上一層樓分別寫出歌舞劇、鄉村、搖滾、成人抒情甚至韓國組曲等風格互異的歌曲,熟知South Park風格的人一定也猜到這些旋律優美的曲調搭配著令人捧腹的歌詞,比起其他只用音樂來串場的電影,Team America:World Police果真是值回票價。

預告片段:http://www.craptv.com/trailer.mov

官方網站:http://www.teamamericamovie.com/

經典對白:“MAAAAAAAAATT DAMOOOOOOOOOON” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/quotes



Team America:World Police原聲帶介紹 精華必看

Matt Stone與Trey Parker擅於用淺顯字句來表達艱深道理,以下為片中兩段傳達反恐戰爭雖不受歡迎確是必要的對白,心臟弱者不宜閱讀。

Drunk's speech: Bein' a dick ain't so bad. See, there are three kinds of people: Pussies, that think everyone can get along; and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinkin' it through; but then you got your assholes, Chuck, and all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, do you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Gary's Conclusion Speech: We're reckless arrogant stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks, but dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just wanna shit on everything. Pussies may think that they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy crazy world. But I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.


*註1:美國版本的木偶床戲部份為符合R級標準而作刪減,完整版本分級為NC-17。

*註2:Jerry Bruckheimer為好萊塢重量級製片,其最知名作品包括很古早的「捍衛戰士」、「空中監獄」、「世界末日」到現在的電視劇之王「CSI:Crime Scene Investigatin」。各位到他的官方網站就可以聽到所謂的Bruckheimer式配樂http://www.jbfilms.com/

*Team America:World Police一刀未剪版本一區DVD將於2005年3月發行。

馬特之影集涵義論-打嘴炮篇


picture provided by Erica

首先,Alias滿足觀眾變裝的幻想,以及活在芭比娃娃園地的間諜故事,尤其是簡直是頭套大全,假髮什麼顏色與款式都有,看第一季DVD boxset就可以知道了。其實Alias給我感覺像是新世紀的"霹靂嬌娃"... 招式有換,但是基本不變。再來,CSI滿足女性潛意識不相信男性忠實的屁話,透過CSI的科學分析,儀器檢驗等,讓"抓姦抓猴"變成具有學理根基與舉證裡歷歷的檢驗分析報告,而讓她們不再只是簡單地從襯衫有沒有吻痕,香水味等簡單三腳貓的判決來認定事實。這也是為何女性觀眾會比男性觀眾多的原因,因為影集淺意識是在sell女性對男性得不信任感與不安全感(這點我在你們的Alias討論裡面也嗅到一些)至於我,情境喜劇讓我再無時不地就可以化情境為笑話,法庭劇可以增強天秤座喜歡(他認為的)正義感,然後再把嘴皮子練得更精一些 因為之前我不敢講是因為我怕被圍剿,因為說實話,這樣的論點除了根基於觀影人口比例上男女的多寡之外,同時也是出在於自己"恐懼閹割"的潛意識作祟,所以也會下意識對樂衷推理辦案或像伴家家酒的間諜戲碼產生拒而遠之的感覺。像SATC也是用知"性"( 作者自述身分或性愛奇觀 )來包裝芭比與她的夥伴們的娃娃屋生活,說實話,越到後來就越像"活動影像"的彩裝時裝的活動目錄﹔或是影像版的"科夢波丹"。其實我真的再享有機會應該要深入一點把這題目當個論文來寫才是,不過... 我欠缺數據,二來我實在是要研究就要"忍著"看這些劇情,更何況"CSI"現在分店開的像便利超商般,一家接一家,有點頭痛。好在X-files那時候還沒這歪風,頂多出個電影版騙錢罷了,哪來什麼Y檔案,Z檔案之類的鬼東西??!!

By Matt a.k.a. 狗瘦主人羞

Desperate Housewives 105

發 表 人:eneko_321

本集剛開始時, Susan一頭栽進蛋糕裡, 很爆笑~ 也說出了Susan原來有倒楣神之稱
Carols想哭的時候, 他媽媽哄前, 以為他媽媽是想hug他啦, 原來是摑他一巴掌!! 哈哈哈~~~

Susan and Mysterious Mike finally started :)
I love the look of Mrs. Solis when she said : "I think you do."
Zach is acting really weird~!~ and he said he know why his mother die and becoz of what he did...weird, weird~~ about try to hold Bree's hand thing, maybe he just want to have the feeling with mother again, the feeling of protected by Mom? Last scene, Paul和Zach走了, 不知他們還會否回來呢..

Quotes of this Ep: Gabrielle: "Paul and Zach are fighting again." Lynette: "It's second time this week. They never fight like that when Mary Alice is alive." Susan: "It's a shame that they were such a happy family." Bree: " Just because you didn't hear they fight doesn't mean they are happy."

Lynette想Bree替她那對twins說好話時..
Bree :"So you want me to lie?"
Lynette(斬釘截鐵地) :"yeah~!~"

Bree向己分居的丈夫說破門進屋的人, 不單只可能是劫財的時候...
Rex: "and end it up with Mrs. Fome? that would be a lose-lose situtation."

這集不及前幾集好, 卻帶來不少新問題 踏入sweep月份, 期待劇情發展~

Desperate Housewives 104 "Who's that woman"


picture source:http://www.desperate-housewives.com02.com/

by eneko_321

Desperate Housewives真的是一套很棒很棒的劇集!!激讚!

先來一個更正
我較早前在這裡post的DH pilot review有些錯誤
首先以前是超級名模, 現在是貴婦人的是Gabrielle Solis, Mary Alice的另一好友
而Bree Van De Kamp是一個完美太太, 完美地替老公、兒女打點一切
不容任何事出差錯的女人, 對每件事的完美和執著程度直迫Monk
正因覺得自己已經是個完美太太, 因此老公在pilot向她提出離婚時, 令她大受打擊

以下是看了104的comment
(下有DH 104內容, 請留意)
Lynette抱住她的twins以代替用藥, 真的好sweet啊
可是, 卻似有暗示Lynette會以喝酒來排解管教孩子的煩惱

Bree搜尋兒子房間, 感覺很是現實生活,
DH其中一道好看地方, 就是不時有一些跟現實生活共鳴的例子

看Gabrielle怎樣隱瞞自己的婚外情很是好看, 再看她老公打了人才發覺被打的是gay guy, 很爆笑!
當Gabrielle看著電視播出的嫌犯拼圖跟老公一模一樣
Gabrielle老公: "Did something you want to ask me?"
Gabrielle:"..............nope.."
HAHAHA!!!
Susan雖然取回了那隻量杯, 但Mrs. Huber似還會有行動..

另外, 今集有一個很重要的hints:
The threatening Note was sent by a neighbor!!!
我原本覺得Mary Alice的老公Paul是Mary Alice的做了一些見不得光的事的共犯
但看了今集之後, 我開始覺得Paul未必是幫兇, 反而是知道Mary Alice一些事情, 卻又阻止不了或是來不及阻止..

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addition provided by Alyx
Desperate Housewives 銳不可擋......

10/18~~10/24的尼爾森排行
除去棒球賽轉播
Desperate Housewives竟是僅次於CSI的第二名
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross,和 Nicolette Sheridan這四位年過四十的女演員
該不會就此成為繼SATC後
四位最紅的中年熟女明星吧


Las Vegas 2.07-Montecito Lancers


picture source:The Simple Truth

由Montecito賭場員工子女組成的Montecito Lancers足球隊參賽拉斯維加斯一年一度的青少年足球盃,
Danny與Mike充當教練,Delinda也湊熱鬧當指導員,
對足球一竅不通的她強調球衣要乾洗才不會褪色,
Mary也穿著可愛的運動短裙為Danny教練加油,
她對球隊的貢獻是跟Danny說:「我在洗澡間等你。」
Danny驚喜之餘當然也不甘示弱的說:「我真的會去喔。」

Montecito Lancers足球隊其中一位小朋友的父親離奇失蹤,
Big Eddy出動所有員工尋找他的下落,
這位小朋友遺傳了業餘發明家父親的高科技頭腦,
讓Danny看家庭錄影帶讓他知道父親的長相,
後來Danny跟Mike找到這位發明狂的最新作品,
邀請Big Eddy還有Nessa去最亂的一間客房示範,
他們進去時Danny跟Mike剛好燈觀掉把窗簾拉上,
Big Eddy還有Nessa馬上開玩笑說:「我們不打擾,你們繼續吧!」
(最近Danny/Mike moment急起直追Danny/Mary moment咧)
後來他們才發現那是紫外線離子消毒器,
還有發明家是被地下錢莊綁架好銷售作品還債。

為了找出這位地下錢莊老兄,Danny開著無敵小黃車去老朋友開的酒吧套交情,
這位老朋友可有趣了,是Danny曾交往過的校花,
這麼多年她還待在老爸開的酒吧當酒保,也很顯然還對Danny念念不忘,
從她是唯一叫他為Dan的人,看得出精采的過往。
她不忘酸溜溜的問一句:「聽說你跟Mary又在一起啦?」
Danny不甚肯定的說:「我們之間也是走走停停(off and on)啦。」
這真是非常尷尬的時刻,Danny很可能只是不想傷對方的感情才這樣說,
也很可能是已經不是很認真經營這條「訂婚」故事線的TPTB將Danny/Mary shippers推入經典「Off and On shipper hell」的開始。
這位已不負當年姿色的前任校花也知Danny不會因她而留,
乾脆在Danny臨去前隔著吧台一把抓過來強吻,令人莞爾的一幕。

Montecito大西洋城分店的老闆帶著新任的招帶來請Sam訓練,
任由Sam好說歹說自己不適合帶新人,還是被迫帶個跟班,
這位亞裔美女最近客串過許多影集(名字待查),
兩隻花貓搶起客來可精采了。

這集還有當紅樂團「Black eyed peas 黑眼豆豆」來客串,
如果有注意到Josh Duhamel在今年九月份InStyle雜誌專訪的粉絲必定會心一笑,
這鐵定是JD本人的主意。

說到這大家一定很納悶:那場Danny/Mary沐浴戲呢?原來這次TPTB每週一賞光說不練,看看將來出的第二季DVD會不會有福利囉!